I Love Lindsay Lohan

I love Lindsay Lohan, because she is one of the biggest sluts in Hollywood. I only wish she would be grateful for that and accept it. She tells the media that she's a good girl and stays inside...blah..blah... I just want her to tell them, "Listen, I'm young and I have a working coochie (that's up for debate) and I'm going to put it to good use." There's nothing wrong with that.

Anyway, Lindsay Lohan was partying Tuesday night in West Hollywood. She set her coochie sights on "Entourage" dude Adrian Grenier. She's denied dating him in the past, but Rush & Molloy reports she was on him like Britney on a Frapp. Things didn't go according to plan when Adrian's girlfriend showed up. Yeah, don't you hate those?

Lindsay didn't miss a beat and as soon as Adrian was done with her, she moved on to Leonardo DiCaprio. A witness said she was flirting with him and acting like a ho! The source said, “But he wasn’t saying much to her.”

Leo then left with Adrian leaving Lindsay without a dick for the night. Poor Lindsay. What's a slut without a dick? A sad slut.

Oh and a source claims she was drinking champs and Vodka the entire night.