The Internet Is Our Mirror

Thank you Justin Timberlake for warning me of wearing this kind of tool outfit in public. I seriously would probably wear something similiar to this, but now Justin has saved me. He looks like an extra from Michael Jackson's "Thriller" video. I hope he continues to grow out his pube beard. I hope it grows all the way to his chest. That will be extra sexy.

Here's JT having dinner with his friends. He also posed for pictures with fans. A first, right? Doesn't he usually tell them to fuck off?