Escandalo!!!

Star Magazine claims Britney Spears married Adnan Ghalib during their quick trip to Mexico a while back. The two had a secret wedding, but it doesn't mean shit since Adnan is still legally married to AzLynn Berry. Star Magazine told Gatecrasher, "Our source on this was not in Rosarito Beach at the ceremony, but is very familiar with the fact that [wedding] documents exist." I would hardly call a hand-written note by Britney on a napkin, a legal document. It probably says, "I Brit Brit Spears takes Adan Galeb ass my huzzband. I loves him and he luvz me. We iz married. Blimey!"

Star also claims Brit gave Adnan $250,000 to buy out AzLynn. Brit told her lawyers that she needed the money to buy a new Mercedes. She was really buying a new man. Well, he's not really new. Kind of used actually. Like a dirty tampon.

It was probably like one of those "play weddings" you have when you're a kid. You marry the boy down the street and your Cabbage Patch Doll is the priest and your Barbie doll is your maid of honor. Only Brit used an iguana wearing a sombrero as her priest. It probably made her laugh the whole time. Laugh and fart. I bet she's a fucking pro at laughing and fart at the exact same time.