Just A NYC Girl

Fishsticks Paltrow and her husband, Chris Martin, may adopt a baby soon. Fishy spoke out about it at Madonna's Malawi shindig last week. Fishy said, “People who have a lot also often feel like they have a lot to give. I have a good friend who always says that if you’re a person of means at all, then you have to adopt because there are so many kids in the world who need homes.”

When asked if she would adopt a baby from Malawi like Madonna, she responded, “we might get one from Brooklyn. No baby is more helpless than another baby. And I’m a New York girl.”

A New York girl?! There's so many things wrong with that statement. First of all, she hasn't been a NYC anything since she was the actual age of a girl. At least 10 years ago. Second of all, NYC girls don't speak with fake British accents! Third of all, didn't she grow up in California?

This English WOMAN needs to make up her mind!