Odd Couple

No! No! No! Page Six claims Dita Von Teese and Backstreet Boy A.J. McLean were caught "canoodling" at a Grammy party. New couple? NO! Quit playing games with my heart!

Dita seems to be attracted to dudes that wear more make-up than she does. Marilyn Manson, A.J. McLean....Brooke Hogan is totally next.

"Tell me why! Ain't nothin' but a heartache! Tell me why! Ain't nothin' but a mistake! Tell me why! I never wanna hear you say! I want it that way..." Fuck, that song is now stuck in my head until Friday at least.