No, I Don't Want To

Mimi has announced that her next album will hit stores on April 15th. She's calling it She doesn't even know what that means! Neither do I, but that's besides the point. Her first single called "E=MC².Touch My Body" will debut on Chicago's B96 radio station at 4pm their time today. Click here for a stream of it. The video was directed by Brett Ratner and will premiere soon.

Mimi hopes that with her new album she will surpass the Beatles record of 20 #1 hits.

Touch my body? Nothing about butterflies or rainbows? I'm disappointed. I was hoping she would take it to the next level and start singing about unicorns in her next album. "Touch My Body" is probably what she sings to her fried chicken dinner every night.