Joanna Kerns Wants Her Hair Back

When Jason Seaver would take Maggie Seaver for a night out on the town on "Growing Pains," I swear she would do her hair like this. It's like 80s suburban milf hair. Somewhere in the world Boner is getting a boner looking at Katherine Heigl.

This awful haircut couldn't have happened to a better person. I just wish I was sitting in front of her, so I could laugh out my Poppycock popcorn. I would say, "HI MOM! Don't miss the PTA meeting tonight! Bitch!" She would probably start crying. She looks like she can't take even the most idiotic of insults.

Here's Katherine at a "27 Dresses" photo call in Madrid.