Paris Hilton's Box Office Triumph!
Paris Hilton's "Hottie & The Nottie" made $26,000 on 111 screens this weekend. That's about $225 per theater or 30 people per venue. Everyone's calling it a flop, but I'm calling it a fucking success. Shit, if it sold $10 worth of tickets it would have been considered a hit in my eyes. I can't believe that many people paid to see this scabby piece of twat flesh on the silver screen.
Get this crap. Paris is in talks to turn her shit-hole movie into a reality TV show. She said it will be like a makeover show starring her. She said, "Cameras would just follow them around and see how they get along. They could do things like go to a club. It could be, like, a makeover show too."
Great. Turn an average and normal looking woman and turn her into a whore. We already have that. It's called America's Next Top Model.