Someone Has To Promote It

Nas and his lady, Kelis, were at the Grammys last night wearing the title of his next album. Obviously these two were trying to get some attention, but I think they were thinking too small. It is the Grammys, so a lot of these celebs are too busy checking out themselves or checking out Aretha's 40lb flour sacks (see below). Some people might have missed Nas and Kelis' cry for attention. They should have went bigger. I'm thinking blinking neon signs, a megaphone blasting the name of the album and maybe some cheerleaders who could lift up their skirts every 5-minutes and spell out his album name on their asses.

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