Balancing Act

I don't think it's wise for Xtina to be working on her balancing act right now. Those enormous ta-tas will topple her over and then her 10-hour make-up job will be ruined. We don't want that. Xtina needed to stay home, but she went out again last night for the LACMA Opening Gala in Los Angeles. Homegirl looks like she could use a Calgon bath. She's looking used and tired.

Jordy flap your bat ears and take Xtina away!!!!!

Wenn, Wireimage