Britney's Gorgeous Makeover

Hairstylist, Kim Vo, spent four long hours doing Britney's rat's nest the other day and this is the final result. It went from looking like a dirty rat's nest to looking like.....a dirty snake's nest. I'm trying to look for turtle eggs in there. Horrendous.

Screw Kim Vo! Britney needs Ty Ty Banks. Ty Ty will set this girl straight like she does the hos on ANTM. Brit will probably cry while getting her head shaved but Jay Manuel and Ty Ty will hold her hand through it and tell her if she wants to be "fashion forward, edgy and fierce" she has to do it. I don't understand how brand new extensions could look like that. It looks like he made her a weave from the hair that gets stuck in the shower drain.

And in other Brit Brit news......Daddy Spears is getting everything he wants. At a hearing this week The Commish gave him the right to fire her business manager, Howard Grossman. Howie must turn everything over to Daddy Spears and the other HBIC, Andrew Wallet. Daddy Spears might want Howie out, because he's close to Osama Lutfi. Brit Brit's divorce lawyers, Trope and Trope, have filed papers to remove themselves as her attorney. All the changes are happening...

Let's hope Sheriff Spears gets shit done and fixes this child.

Wenn