Corey Haim Really Needs A Job

Somebody give this methface a job. Poor Corey Haim took out a full-page ad in Variety begging for someone to hire his ass. I guess the checks from "The Two Coreys" aren't as wonderful as he would like them to be. Can't producers put together a "License to Drive Again" movie for him. They don't even have to release it. They just have to give him the money and go through the motions. That smile is making me laugh and cry at the same time.

I mean..Leonardo DiCaprio must need a new stand-in or something.

Source: Defamer