Rosie Wants To Lose Weight

I figured Rosie O'Donnell as one of those types that was perfectly fine with the way they looked. The kind of person that really doesn't give an eff. I guess that type doesn't really exist. Rosie confessed on her blog that she has been drinking too much and is laying off the bottle, because she wants to drop a few. One reader asked her why she was not drinking beer anymore. Rosie wrote:

cause i was drinking too much
cause i didnt want to anymore
cause it is hard to lose weight wen drinking
cause i can never have only one

cause belly gettin to big
cause kelly culd no longer eat cat
cause belly in way
cause like wen kelly munch muffin
cause belly must go

Rosie didn't write that last part, but you know that's the real reason. Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do.

Source: Page Six