Kiki's In Rehab

Kiki Dunst is currently getting help at Cirque Lodge in Utah for some sort of substance abuse problem reports Star Magazine. She apparently wanted to get some help after having a few breakdowns. A source said, "She seemed to be intoxicated when she checked in because she was acting really erratic. She was extremely emotional, constantly breaking down in tears. She not in a good place right now, but thankfully, she's getting the help she needs."

Of course she's not in a good place. She's in fucking rehab, Einstein! It's not exactly Disney World.

Eva Mendes is currently getting help at Cirque. They can be bunkmates.

Damn. It seems like everyone's in rehab or the damn pysch ward. They need to put a giant glass bowl over Hollywood and only let them out for special occasions.