Afternoon Crumbs

Somebody tell that whore it's a piece of pizza and not a 7-inch cock - Popsugar

Natasha Bedingfield or Kiki Dunst? - Egotastic!

Heidi Montag's face hurts my spirit - Hollywood Tuna

Kat McPhee and her balding husband are on their honeymoon (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Shiloh the Messiah might be in danger - Just Jared

Luke Wilson is embracing the chunk - A Socialite's Life

ICYMI: Paula Abdul's natural talent - IDLYITW

Jessica Alba thinks everyone wants to look like her - Hollywood Rag

Eric Dane's battle with skin cancer - Gabby Babble

The Statue of Liberty in film - Cityrag

Trina keeps it elegant - Crunk + Disorderly

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