The Photoshop Awards: Eva Longoria For Bebe

Riddle me this. When you Photoshop the hell out of a person, shouldn't you try to correct their bad features? Why the hell did they make Eva Longoria look even more like a rat? She looks like she knows the secret of NIMH. Throw that rat a piece of cheese to gnaw on. Here's some shots of Eva from Bebe's new Spring 2008 campaign. She just needs to drop the clothes and this would be a perfect Miami Vice-themed Playboy shoot. Aren't we done with this 80s shit yet? I am over it. Let's move into the 90s now.