Soooo Clean?

Matthew McConaughey has been around NYC promoting that "Foolio's Gold" shit and he's looking so clean. He looks like he actually bathed a few times. I don't like it. I even pressed my nose up against my computer screen hoping to get a whiff of body odor or something. I got a slight scent of Irish Spring mixed with Pert Plus. This isn't right. He looks like he's the one running for President.