The Sad King

Why so sad Hulk? You're on top of a fancy float, wearing tie-dyed tights, fancy jewels and throwing shiny beads.....there's no reason to frown. He's probably feeling guilty. Hulk Hogan was crowned "King of Bacchus" at the Mardi Gras parade in New Orleans yesterday. King Bacchus was the Roman God of getting drunk so says TMZ. Hulk's son, Nick, had been drinking when he crashed his car putting his friend in the hospital. Hmmm...I doubt Hulk is feeling guilty about that. He was probably hoping his float would have strobe lights or dancing monkeys on it. Dancing monkeys make him laugh.

When I first saw these pics, all I saw was tacky gold, brown leather and a little bit of white fur. I thought he was the newest Louis Vuitton "it" bag.

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