The Dreaded "M" Word

No, not masturbation. That's a beautiful word and nobody should dread it. I'm talking about marriage. You see, Rhys Ifans is sick of being Sienna Miller's secret and wants to marry her or else! A source told the Daily Mail, "He has asked Sienna to marry him and it's the last time he will ask. He wants everyone to know they are officially an item. Sienna has yet to make a decision and Rhys can't understand why."

Sienna wants to keep their relationship on the down-low and isn't ready to go public in a major way.

Rhys just screwed himself and not in a good way. Nothing sends a slut running like the m-word. Sienna is a slut through and through and Rhys needs to understand that. It's an instant boner killer. I expect Sienna to dump his ass any day now.

It's about time anyway. I was beginning to miss Sienna slut-antics!