And The VMA For Video Of The Year Goes To.....

It's pawn shop video time! Here's the amazing video for Heidi Montag's "Higher." I think the Popeye's 2-piece meal I ate last night cost more than this piece of shit. I mean....the videos I used to make when I was 11-years-old had higher production values than this. This video is basically Girls Gone Wild without the emotional intensity meets those karaoke videos. The only thing that kept me watching the entire video was the hope that a giant shark was going to jump out of the ocean and swallow this plastic bitch whole. They can't even synch up the music with the video correctly! Somebody tell Heidi just to skip to hardcore porn already and save everyone the suffering of having to deal with her music.

The only thing better than this amazing video is the "making of." I'm totally depressed that the fisherman didn't make the final cut. He definitely has star power. I guess he took the spotlight off of Heidi too much.