Virgie's No Angel

Virgie Arthur has accused Howie K. Stern of trying to profit from the death of Anna Nicole and Daniel Smith. Now it looks like Virgie is the scum calling the scum...scummier? Fix that joke for me, will you? I haven't finished my first cup of coffee yet. Anyway, Page Six reports that Virgie started selling pics quickly after the death of her daughter and grandson.

An e-mail was sent out to several entertainment shows promising pics of Virgie at Daniel's memorial. The e-mail read, "She'll go to the Bahamas if you want . . . She would like to visit the grave, and it would make pretty emotive pix of her doing so."

A source said, "[Arthur] started hustling right after her grandson died . . . She started hawking exclusive access to her own memorial in Mexia for Daniel . . . She's hunting media deals within days of her grandson's demise, while accusing [Anna Nicole's lawyer-turned-lover Howard K.] Stern of mopping up the money."

It seems that the only thing that cared about Anna was Kimmie and Sugar Pie. That just goes to show you, you can only trust purple-haired lesbians and mangy mutts! Take note Brit Brit.