They Are Turning Into Each Other!

I now know Tommy Girl's master plan. He is slowly turning Katie Holmes into a carbon copy of himself. His lifelong dream is to fuck himself and he's making it come true. Soon Katie will be a couch-jumping-med-hating-lunatic-midget! Suri better waddle her ass out of there, because she's next. It starts with the hair.....

Here's TomKat lunching yesterday before heading to Heath Ledger's memorial at Paramount Studios.