Little Alfie

Lily Allen's 21-year-old brother, Alfie Allen, bared it all at the premiere of Equus last night. Alfie took over the role from Daniel Radcliffe and co-stars alongside Danny's ex, Laura O'Toole.

Hmmm....maybe Alfie is a grower and and not a shower? It looks like a itty bitty pig in a blanket! I wonder if there's extra butter in there? You know how I love my dick butter. Sucio, sucio!

Click here....here......here....and here to see Alfie's willy. It's NSFW. It will probably give you a craving for vienna sausages. I'd hit it. At least I wouldn't gag my lunch out when trying to take it to the nuts.

Small dicks turn anyone into an expert deep-throater.

Mr. Paparazzi