Eau de Poseur

Avril Lavigne has trademarked her name for bath products and crap. This means a fragrance might not be far away. P-Fucking-U! She filed a trademark last month with the United States Patent and Trademark Office for exclusive rights to her name regarding fragrances, aftershave, bath soap, body lotion and talc.

Avril's perfume will probably smell like something that might be something that probably is that, but is something else. Basically a mixture of douche water, burnt eyeliner, Manic Panic hair dye and maple syrup.

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