Coffee & Kabbalah

Britney followed up her crazed night of fighting with Sam Lutfi by buying a Mercedes! Britney, Sam and Lynne Spears visited a dealer this morning to spend some of Brit's cash. TMZ reports that there will be some sort of Brit intervention this week. Brit probably told her mom, "Ah'll buy you a Mercedes eff you doesn't intervenshun me!" Lynne probably shrugged and said ok.

Britney also performed one of my biggest pet peeves! She carrying a ceramic mug outdoors! That shit belongs inside. Wait, why isn't she holding Starbucks? They better do something quick or their business will tank.

She was also holding a Kabbalah book. Like she knows what that is! She probably thought it was a Kama Sutra book and got really depressed when she found out what it really was. She was planning to show Adnan some freaky moves.

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