The Fad Is Over

At this moment Madonna is probably deleting Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher from her Blackberry and erasing their memory from her precious brain. Demi and Ashton have apparently not shown up to Kabbalah's Shabbat dinner after Friday services or any other events in months! A source told MSNBC's The Scoop that Demi and Ashton used to show up to events all the fucking time and now they barely show their faces. Ashton was also spotted shopping last week without his red string.

Demi and Ashton were married in a Kabbalah ceremony. Sources close to the Kabbalah Center in Los Angeles say it's "odd" that they seemed to have cut ties with them.

Maybe Tommy Girl got to them! Madonna better send in her team to fight Xenu and the aliens. A Kabbalah/Scientology war only seems natural.

Demi probably realized that she would much rather spend her dough on plastic surgery than on Kabbalah. I'm with her.