Saturday, July 5th 2008

Birthday Sluts

Katherine Helmond (80)
Eva Green (28)
RZA (39)
Edie Falco (45)
Douglas Sills (48)
Huey Lewis (58)
Judge Joe Brown (61)
Shirley Knight (72)

Posted by: Michael K


TheBreakdown's picture

Now these stars are shaving 10 years off their real age?

Eva Green, 28?

Ha to the fuckin' ha!

Happy Birthday, Ms. Helmond, an original hot slut!

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gucci's picture

I HATE huey lewis!

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

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Sweet_As_Sugar's picture

Happy B'day to one of the greatest hip-hop producers of our time: the RZA. I love him!!! That is all.
~SAS

jussayin's picture

man Soap was the SHIT!!! and I love Katherine, she was always funny in any show she did. She had that Golden Girl vibe!

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hot damn, ho, here we go again.

Who cares. I am not a fan of hers. I saw her profile at milllionaire personals site *******"AffluentBachelors . c o m"******* last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site?
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Migraineuse's picture

Her nose has always bothered me. It's like too flat or something.

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WrathOGrapes's picture

Didn't realize Mona was that old. Girlfriend looks great for her age, though

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ChubbyWubby's picture

I know I'm showing my age but when she was on "Soap", I had the hots for her!!!

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mike's picture

HaHA! Eva's middle name is Gaëlle!

Leatherette's picture

Mona = hottest birthday slut.

roxie's picture

I was a big fan of Who's the Boss? Mona was the boss.

rojo caliente's picture

mona! we ginges have to stay together.

Sayonara's picture

Happy Birthday everybody! Especially Katherine Helmond, RZA, and Judge Joe Brown.

**Ring a ding ding and a scooby dooby doo**

Carmeloh's picture

Happy Bday Eva! :)

madam s.'s picture

How the hell is Eva Green 28? I thought she was AT LEAST 35. She better be careful to keep the Lohan Disease in check.

gucci's picture

Happy birthday to all on the list.

Eva Green is older than 28 please.

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

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kbug's picture

happy birthday mrs. lowry! enjoy your plastic surgery!

ChiliGurl's picture

Well, bless Mona'a heart. We say that shit in the South.

GieGie7980's picture

Happy birthday to all! Love "Mona!" :-) Hey -- Eva Green is only 4 days older than me! Cool.

mike's picture

Happy B-day, Edie Falco. You MADE The Sopranos for me.

I've always liked Katherine Helmond but swear to god, I thought that she had died at least ten years ago!

parissucksliterally's picture

GIG:

no reason to look it up....it was in "Short Cuts"...one of my favorite movies of all time!

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joanne's picture

I loved Soap and Katherine Helmond, Happy Birthday!

bambam's picture

the first thing i noticed about katherine helmond on "soap" was her hefty rack. now she's eighty and i'd still like to get a look at them babies. how pervy is that?

Wow, you just made my day; Katherine Helmond is alive!!!!!Happy b-day to Mona!

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 5, 2008 - 10:17am.

Huey Lewis is famous for having a huge schlong.....

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Oh, Honey! And rightly so. I'm too lazy to look it up, but he dropped trow in a Robert Altman film.

Sweet!

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I love that woman! Age spots! Liquid liner! Costume jewelry! Meet my future wife!

Green Is Good's picture

I LOVED Katherine Helmond on "Soap"!

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She looks good for 80.

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Eva Green!
Swoon
Huey Lewis rocks. American Psycho anyone?

Sock-Monkey's picture

Happy Bitchday..Sluts!

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parissucksliterally's picture

She's a pisser....also love Edie Falco.....

Huey Lewis is famous for having a huge schlong.....

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Submitted by feckless on July 5, 2008 - 10:45am.

Actually, it's MO-NUH.
hehehe
Suhmantuh, Jahnahtin, Angeluh
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EAT SHIT AND LIVE!

leatherdaddy's picture

i cant believe eva green is younger then me. i thought she wasnt. she will always look great. shout out to the rza! happy birthday to the rest of you sluts celebrating today.

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Spoiled's picture

Happy Birthday!

Katherine Helmond had a nose job after the pilot episode of "Soap". She was the first celeb that I actually noticed having plastic surgery...

feckless's picture

Moner!