It's Only Money

Madonna bought the home next door to her London pad and has turned it into a gym reports The Daily Mail. Madge paid $12 million for the joint and plans to knock down walls, so she can easily go from home to her new gym center. She hasn't been granted the permits yet, so she has to walk 20 yards every morning to her new fitness oasis.

I don't blame her ass. If I was that rich I would never leave my fucking house. What's the point? Most people are so damn annoying. If I got ten cents for every dumb slut I've cursed out in public for being annoying, I would be able to buy my own gym like Madonna.

When is she going to get those roots done already?! Madonna buy the house next to your gym and open a damn beauty salon, so you can get that hair situation treated.

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