He's Loving This....

Adnan Ghalib was on Entertainment Tonight and The Insider to set the record straight on his relationship with Britney. I was almost charmed by his British accent, but I stared deep into his snake eyes and saw the truth and a couple of fraps, bags of cheetos, etc.... They should have attached him to a polygraph machine or that creepy Scientology machine, because bitch was lie telling left and right.

on selling pictures of Britney:

"No, never In time I think people will understand that."

on Britney being photographed looking at a pregnancy test:

"She has a very maternal instinct. She was feeling a lot of things she said she felt when she was pregnant. I think she was hoping she was pregnant with my child."

on Britney's mental state:

"She is not crazy at all. She never has suicidal tendencies. You've got to understand the love she has for her kids outweighs anything else."

on marrying Britney:

"I'd be lying if I said no."

He also said their relationship was far from over and just beginning. Honestly, he looked like a robot reciting lines. Is Tommy Girl behind this? I think Adnan is a Scientology robot designed to bring Brit to the dark side. Shit, it isn't a bad idea.

She has a very maternal instinct! Shit, that's a good one. The only thing she's maternal toward is her Frapps! She probably breast feeds them.

Source: People