Z-Listers Have Baby
Jonny Fairplay from Survivor and Michelle Deighton from America's Next Top Model have a kid. Try not to look so thrilled. PageSix.com reports the couple welcomed a baby girl this morning and named her Piper Addison. I'm surprised they aren't already selling the baby pics. Didn't they sell their damn ultrasound scans?
Jonny said, "I am so happy, this is crazy! I am a dad, I am about to go and smoke a cigar!"
The couple plan to get married this Spring.
Great now this jackass can go on another reality show and make up a lie that his baby was injured in an accident to gain sympathy. He would totally do it. Remember when he lied about his grandmother dying, so he could win a challenge? I think CPS should be on-call just in case.
I think that's Jonny's panty pudding all over their faces.