Don't Leave Me Blaaaaake!!!!
Blaaake wants to divorce Amy Wino?! Say it ain't so?! I thought cracklove was forever. Heartbreaking. Wino's daddy, Mitch, claims Blake wants a divorce. Mitch said, "Blake threatened to issue divorce proceedings when they were having a row. Unfortunately, Blake is influenced by things his mother has said. I think Georgette wants them to divorce, but it's up to them." That Georgette! Always starting trouble I tell you. Let the crackhead kids be in love.
Pals of Wino say she's losing it, because when she visits Blaaake in the clink he's been pretty cold to her. Uh....it's probably the new hair. Sorry Wino, but crackheads do not prefer blonde. The real reason is Blake probably got a taste for the cock while he was in the slammer. Once you go cock.....
If this is true, expect an epic breakdown from Wino. Even Britney will be saying, "Damn. She crazy!"