Fabio Is Such A Stallion
Fabio gave an interview to Details Magazine and he is truly a man of words. Fabio is like a video game character in his own mind. He's an ultimate fighter, a screwing machine and everybody wants him. Kudos to the interviewer for not throwing his tape recorder in the air and immediately blowing Fabio. I mean Fabio is just that irresistible.
on his fight with George Clooney:
"He laid a hand on me, so it would have been self-defense if I had beaten him down. I could have fucked him up. Oh my god, I could have beaten the shit out of him. I was so pissed off."
on delivering a hardcore punch:
"Right then, I could have knocked him over and beat him. I could have punched him in the face while he was on his back. That's how you really hurt someone—their face can't amortize the punch so it takes, it takes the whole impact."
on losing his virginity to a 17-year old girl. He was much younger:
"She said 'Don't make me pregnant,' and I was like, 'Don't worry, I don't even have sperm yet.'"
"And they are always complaining about their work, or how they are not working. About this casting or this part they are hoping to get, and I have to say, 'Come on, you're a fucking waitress.' I don't say that, but I think that, you know, because I'm a gentleman."
on turning down offers from Dancing with the Stars & The Surreal Life:
"I used the fashion industry, the whole business, for money, for chicks, for a lifestyle. But I never let them use me. And now they think I'm still desperate for a job, for work. Like I'll do anything. I don't care if I'm never on TV again."
on the 80s:
"I was a testosterone machine. Oh my god, I was going through models like crazy. I would be at Heartbreak or MK and there they were, 200 of them, all lined up. I could choose."
You know when a boy tells you that he "doesn't have sperm yet" I think it's high time you start thinking about the life you're living. Those are probably 4 words Michael Jackson lives to hear.
I also love that Fabio is still talking about this George Clooney thing. These boys just need to get in the ring and handle it. I can't wait to see Georgie's face "amortize" Fabio's killer punches.