Sharon Stone Is Sick Of Peen

Sharon Stone is sick of the girly men she's been dating lately that she thinks she might as well go fish. She said she would rather have a masculine lady than a girly man.

She said, "Everybody is bisexual to an extent. Now men act like women and it is difficult to have a relationship because I like men in that old-fashioned way. I like masculinity and, in truth, only women do that now. If you go on a date with a woman they call and say, 'I'm going to pick you up at seven.' They take you somewhere great and you can dress like a chick."

I think I've found Chastity Bono's new lover. Sharon is already looking the part. She attended the Glamour event last night looking like a butch lesbian that was forced to wear a dress. A fugly dress at that.

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