What Happens In Mexico....

Britney Spears returned yesterday from her quick Mexican romp with that pap dude. They stayed one night and went shopping where BS bought a Gucci knock-off. Dumb Dumb probably thought it was real. I bet you the bitch that sold it to her jacked up the price like ten times. Why not?

Brit and Adnan were out last night and by "out" I mean visiting gas stations. They picked up snacks and then headed back to her house. Brit waited in the car with her dog. Which dog is that? That dog is looking haggard. I'm not surprised. Seriously, you could get a cup of grease out of that dog's hair.

In other BS news, UsWeekly reports that on that fateful night Jayden James had bites and bruises on him. When police arrived they found Brit holding JJ in her bathroom. The door was not locked and they simply strolled in. Police found bites and bruises on JJ, but KFed's bodyguard said it came from SPF. Yeah, just normal sibling biting. Hey, I threw a Barbie car at my sister's head. Several times. Seriously though you know Brit bit him, because there was a little Frapp on his skin. Joking. Jeebus!

I bet you she got married in Mexico. Well, after she went on her pill shopping spree. She wants to hit all the tabloid covers again next week.

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