Kiki Dunst CANNOT Be Pregnant!
Star Magazine is spreading a rumor that Kiki Dunst is knocked up. What's their reasoning? They claim that she has been sporting a baby bump on the set of Spider-Man 3 and that she's “wearing baggy clothing, ordering big boxes of sweet chocolaty treats, and overheard complaining of lower back pain and nausea during filming”.
I can clear this up. She wears baggy clothes to cover up her slimy ass. She orders big boxes of chocolates to dip in her marshmallow body. She complains, because she's Kiki Dunst! That's what she does!