Zac Efron Talks Tongue

Zac Efron spilled his kissing techniques to J14 Magazine. Zac doesn't do it for me, but when I was reading this shit I got a little turned on.

Zac said, "Be respectful of the other person and don't just get on in there and grope all over the place. My favorite kisses happen when I've taken it nice and slow."

Uh...huh....what else Zac? Hold on...let me take off my pants. Ok, go ahead. "When girls rotate their tongues around your mouth like a washing machine, that's not a good idea. I've never experienced a washing-machine kiss, but I've heard about them." Girls? Uh...huh.. well...washing-machine kisses aren't meant for the lips. Well, not the lips on your face anyway. Keep going Zac.....don't stop. I'm almost there.

"Go easy and take your time. Don't try to swallow the person you're kissing by opening your mouth so wide!" Did you say swallow? Homerun! You're so dirty Zac Efron.

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