Tara Reid Is Not Anorexic, But She Sure Is Fug

Tara Reid told OK! Magazine that she's not anorexic and that she's not a party girl boozer. She's responding to all the rumors that she's barfing up her food or not eating or something like that.

She said, “I’m not too thin. I go up 10 pounds, I go down 10 pounds. I was thin for a movie that I just finished [the upcoming horror film Vipers]. Now they’re going to see me and say I’m too fat because I’ve gained 10 pounds... I can’t win!" She's right, so why doesn't she just give up the game?

She also talked about all the stories of her being a drunk bitch, "If I have a drink in my hand, it doesn’t make me an alcoholic. If I want a glass of wine, I want a glass of wine. I shouldn’t be afraid of it because of what the media might say. Anything you do, you’re screwed. That’s the lesson I’ve learned."

She must have a really long clit, because her nose isn't growing from all the lies she's telling. Whorenocchio! She almost looks presentable in that pic above thanks to the magic of Photoshop. She looks 40 instead of 65.