I'll Offer You Lifetime Blowjobs
Taco Bell is offering you a lifetime of tacos if you give them a Playstation 3. The holiday's most wanted gift is currently being offered on eBay for around 1800 clams. The chain wants to donate the game consoles to the Stanton Teen Center of the Boys & Girls Club. Yeah, right...you know the President wants them for his mistress' kids.
The lifetime of Taco Bell food is actually the equivalent of $12,500 in Taco Bell Bucks. That can buy you a lot of tacos, but I'm sure your ass will blow up before you consume that many.
If you're interested e-mail firstname.lastname@example.org by December 1st.