Not What Your Retinas Need

FUCK. NO. TMZ reports that Brit Brit semi-naked pictures have been shopped around by a photo agency. The agency denied it, but TMZ claims it's true. The agency has been asking for 5-figures, but nobody wants to buy. Probably because the pictures have made them blind and so they can't find their checkbook.

X17 reports the pics were sold for $57,000 to some Australian magazine. The pics feature Brit in a wet t-shirt, without pants on and sucking on a lollipop and were taken by her pap love, Adnan Ghalib. Sucking on a lolly? She thinks she's Lolita. More like Rollitos. Hmmm...Rollitos...

Adnan and Brit have apparently broken up, because she's afraid of him selling her story. Too late. Maybe she should've gotten a clue when he was snapping her nasty ass.

Here's Brit with little London yesterday. I'm waiting for London's parents to come out of the dogwork and file for custody. I'm not sure what Brit is wearing. It looks like it was made during craft hour in the mental ward.