Will Smith Is Working For Tommy Girl

Will Smith has denied that he's tossing Tom Cruise's salad and sucking on L. Ron Hubbard's frozen sperm popsicles. He claims he is not a Scientologist. Well, guess what he gave crew members at the wrap party for his movie? Big Willy gave the crew on his movie "Hancock" a card good for a personality test at your local Scientology center reports Gatecrasher. What a lovely gift! A coach-class ticket to the alien looney bin. The tests are free anyway and they are used to lure in new bitches.

Poor Will. I really hope Tommy Girl gives good head, because this is just not worth it. Will is basically going door-to-door like a vacuum salesman.

Jada Pinkett needs to get her mouth off the coochie and come rescue her favorite gay husband!