It's This Person Again

What Britney needs is Jesus not some scum sucking pap. It's Britney we're talking about though. BS spent her weekend with her pap boyfriend, Adnan Ghalib, in Palm Springs. The two were seen having champagne mimosas yesterday morning at the Daily Grill in Palm Desert. Vegas Confidential reports they stayed about an hour. A witness said, "She seemed in a really good mood, laughing." The sad part is that Adnan wasn't telling a joke. She was just laughing for no reason. Brit seemed to have escaped the pap, because nobody seemed to have gotten this on tape. Is this a first?

In other BS news, People is the latest media bitch to report she tested completely clean for drugs and booze. A source said, "This lady is as clean as clean can be, and has been for some time." The source also said the suicide rumors are "bullshit." Family sources say she has psychological problems and has been suffering from them for some time. Blah...blah...blah...same shit.

Wherever Britney's at now she needs to fucking stay there, because obviously the paps aren't able to find her. She's probably at a Dunkin' Donuts instead of a Starbucks. Nobody would ever think she would cheat on Starbucks. The horror!