He Went "Roman" All Over Her....

Yet another hilarious tale from The News of the World ! The producers at "Young and the Restless" really need to think about hiring the writers at the News of the World. They are amazing. Anyway, this next little story comes to us from one of the hot Italians Lindsay Lohan did sex with. Rock drummer Alessandro Di Nunzio's spilled the beans after he spilled the milk all over Lohan. Those people at News of the World are so chatty, so once again the article is long. I will break it down for you again, because I care for you in this way.

Linds threw herself all over Alessandro and screwed him 6 hours after meeting him. Shortly after they met she demanded him to kiss her.

At dinner she was downing Vodka and cranberry juice like it was water

She got naked right away in her hotel room and told him she was falling for him

They had safe sex and did it for like an hour or more. Alessandro went "Roman all over her."

He said, "Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous."

He said her body was flawless. "After boldly taking her clothes off she dived under the covers. I sensed she was insecure about her gorgeous body."

He was upet to find out that he wasn't the only Italian Lindsay got with during her time. He said he'll probably never see her again. They hung out a few more times, but never did the deed again.

Again, articles like this only make me like Lindsay more and more. Bitch doesn't waste time. There's nothing I like more than a slut that gets right down to business. Men need to realize that sometimes you just want to exchange names (sometimes), jump on the dick and then say goodnight.

Look at that ho. He's hot. He can go Roman, Italian, Chinese, Mongolian, African, Chilean on me anytime. He looks like a quick shooter though. No wonder Linds only hit it once.