Amy Fisher's Big Night

 

Long Island HOlita, Amy Fisher, is DJing her own launch party tonight for the porno she made with her creepy husband, Lou Bellera. Amy held a "press conference" today in NYC before her big party. Press conference! What the fuck is there to discuss? You put a creepy penis in your creepy vagina, you filmed it and then leaked it. End of story.

 

This sex tape is probably about as sexy as watching a dog getting his anal glands popped. I'm still going to watch it though. I can't lie.

 

I also think fate is playing a cruel joke on Amy Fisher. She isn't the one that got shot in the face, but she sure looks like it. Her face is beat!