White Oprah Likes To Tell Jokes

 

Lindsay Lohan boinked that Riley Giles dude for a quick second and right after they broke up he sold his story to The News of the World. UsWeekly claims they paid his ass almost $120,000 to kiss and tell. Well, apparently White Oprah didn't appreciate it and called up Riley's mommy right away to let her know what's what.

 

A source said, “Dina insulted her parenting." A friend of White Oprah's confirms she called Riley's mom. 

 

Insulted her parenting? I doubt it. She probably called up asking for a piece of the pie and to give him advice on how to milk it even more! I'm sure White Oprah also offered to be Riley's manager, so she could make more cash.  White Oprah doesn't give a fuck about parenting skills. She loves the dollar too much.  

 

White Oprah and Lynne Spears should team up to teach a class at the Learning Annex, How To Pimp Out Your Kid In 10 Steps!