Oldies Are Really Into Feet

 

Nicollette Sheridan and Michael Bolton are my favorite elderly couple. These two crazy kids are in love which forces you to do disgusting things like play with their feet. They will grow out of that.

 

Nicollette recently said that she wants to marry Michael soon, but it's all about location. "We haven't decided where, and as soon as we make that decision it will happen very quickly." She also said she wants a baby. Bitch better get to it then. Those eggs aren't getting any fresher.

 

Here's Nicollette and Michael a couple of days ago still on vacay.