Back Off!!

 

Now I know what a wart on Satan's ass looks like. Carrot Bottom needs to respect the world and not get that close again. I can hear the camera lens weeping. It's begging for mercy. That being said, I'd totally ride that carrot down the rabbit hole. WELL! Don't judge.

 

Carrot put on his make-up best for Cathouse last night in Vegas. I can see an entire Borghese counter on his face.

 

All the H.A.Ms were there. Including....Kelly Osbourne, Jack Osbourne, Baby Huey, Jenna Jameson and the totally hot Gunnar Nelson. He was there with some egghead in a wig. Remember the damn Nelsons?! (Can't Live Without Your) Love and Affection is one of the hottest songs ever.