What The Hell Are These People Wearing?

What in "Oliver's! " name is Adrien Brody wearing? I'd do anything for Adrien to change that outfit. Cue band! "I'd do anything....for you dear anything! For you mean everything to meeeeeeeeee!!!!"

Who cares what his girlfriend is wearing. I try not to pay attention to her. Hands off my man! Adrien is the most gorgeous Greyhound dog ever. I'd definitely let him sneeze in my butt. With that schnoze you know his sneezes can do some orgasmic damage.

Here's these two at the opening of Cathouse in Las Vegas.