Lump Of Cold Shit

 

Oh how I miss Vince Vaughn circa 1996. When he was semi-attractive. Now he just looks like a pathetic, fat banker who thinks he's still hot and uses cheesy pick-up lines to try and boink chicks half his age. Sadly, he can probably still get them. While Vince Vaughn is looking like lumpy dog caca on a cold sidewalk in Los Angeles, Jennifer Aniston is apparently living it up in Cabo with a new dude.

 

Jen was spotted getting on a private jet with some mystery dude and Courtney Cox-Sucker the other day. This shoots down the rumor that Jenny is knocked up and living with the dude from Sex and the City.  That mystery dude is a beard! Jen is getting lesbionic with Cox-Sucker. I can smell it!