Thursday, December 27th 2007

Spencer Pratt Was Made For Gay Porn

 
InTouch Weekly (via LOGOonline ) reports in this week's issue that gay porn wiz, Michael Lucas, has offered Spencer Pratt a role in a major gay porn movie. Brilliant. Spencer's ass was made to get fucked repeatedly by huge, fat ding dongs. I mean repeatedly! Like at least 1,000 times in a row.
 
Michael said, "He was born to be in a gay-porn blockbuster. Lucas Entertainment would do anything to be able to center our next major all-male production on Spencer Pratt."
 
Spencer's answer? Inside he's probably giggling like a pig in shit, but his outsides said, "I think I will have to turn down this offer." BOOO!
 
I say Spencer might as well take the offer. That's his fate anyway, so he might as well fast forward and get it over with.
 
Look at that face! It already looks like his anal muscles are contracting. Bitch wants it! Bitch needs it bad.
 
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