I Didn't Even Know He Was Married! Did I Care?

 

Brendan Fraser and his wife, Afton, are calling it a day on their 9-year marriage. The two got hitched in 1998 and currently have three kids. Their spokeswhore told the Associated Press, "They continue to maintain a close and caring friendship. " Yes, because boring people do that. Not boring people fight and throw shit at each other and slander their ex-partner's name in the press. That's what I call excitement. 

 

Brendan Fraser used to be attractive right? When the hell did he get ran over by the ugly train? This picture above was taken last year and I already see the ugly popping out. No wonder his wife left him! Naw, I'm so mean. She didn't leave him because he's ugly. She left him because he has no career.